Diddy Breaks Camp
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According to a Britain newspaper, P. Diddy fled his luxury yacht when armed security guards burst on board after mistaking it for another cruiser.
The mogul extraordinaire left the boat, docked off at the Mediterranean island Ibiza, and reportedly ran through the streets wearing nothing but a pair of American flag shorts and a fur coat.
A source told the Britain newspaper: "We were just getting down to cocktails after the famous Ibiza sunset when they burst in and screamed, 'Everybody down, this is raid.' Puffy just freaked.
The security guards were later forced to apologize to Diddy's bodyguards after learning he was the mistaken victim of a drug raid. Representatives reportedly accepted their excuse and invited the squad to join the exclusive boat party. However, Diddy failed to return to the cruiser after making his way to Ibiza resident Jade Jagger's hill-top pad.